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The Mullahs' fantasy war: Devastating strikes that leave no damage

1 min Edward Finkelstein

Iran's military announced Sunday it had conducted drone strikes targeting key Israeli security installations - including the elite Lahav 433 unit and a satellite communications center - according to an official communiqué relayed by state news agency IRNA.

Iran's drones strike Israel - Israel's Air Defences handle it before breakfast © Mena Today 

Iran's drones strike Israel - Israel's Air Defences handle it before breakfast © Mena Today 

Iran's military announced Sunday it had conducted drone strikes targeting key Israeli security installations - including the elite Lahav 433* unit and a satellite communications center - according to an official communiqué relayed by state news agency IRNA.

The announcement was bold, detailed and almost certainly false.

Tehran has elevated the fabricated victory announcement to something approaching a national art form. Since the war began, the Islamic Republic's military has issued a steady stream of triumphant declarations - strikes on "vital targets," destruction of "Zionist headquarters," devastating blows to enemy infrastructure.

Almost none of it has been independently verified. Most of it has been flatly contradicted by observable reality.

This is a regime that announced the destruction of Israel's air defences while Israeli jets continued to fly over Tehran. A regime that declared its missile arsenal intact while its launch sites burned. A regime whose "victorious operations" somehow never appear in satellite imagery, damage assessments or independent reporting.

Fantasies Dressed as Military Briefings

Sunday's communiqué follows the established formula: impressive-sounding targets, powerful language, zero verifiable evidence. None of the sites mentioned by the mullahs - not Lahav 433, not the satellite center - showed any signs of damage. Israeli authorities reported no significant strikes.

For Tehran, the communiqué is not military communication. It is domestic propaganda - designed to reassure a traumatized Iranian population that their regime is still fighting, still winning, still standing tall.

The problem is that fewer and fewer people - inside Iran or outside it - are buying it.

There is something almost tragicomic about a government whose supreme leader has been killed, whose nuclear sites lie in ruins, whose proxies are being systematically dismantled - and which responds by issuing press releases about imaginary victories.

Iran's military communiqués have become a reliable indicator of one thing: the gap between what the regime wants its people to believe and what is actually happening on the ground.

That gap has never been wider.

And the drones? If they were launched, Israel's air defences handled them the same way they handle everything else Iran sends - quietly, efficiently, and without drama.

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* Lahav 433 is the elite criminal investigation unit of the Israel National Police (Mishteret Yisrael).

Edward Finkelstein

Edward Finkelstein

From Athens, Edward Finkelstein covers current events in Greece, Cyprus, Turkey, Egypt, Libya, and Sudan. He has over 15 years of experience reporting on these countries. He is a specialist in terrorism issues

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